10 bizarre things for sale online

Sunday 22 July 2012



BANGALORE,INDIA: While eBay is one of the most sought after websites for purchasing electronic goods, books, etc., it also hosts a list of ''weird stuff'', of which some are amusing and some can make you gag out of disgust.
We have compiled ten creepy and strange things that we found on eBay and Amazon for sale.
1. Very active, Very scary haunted doll unearthed from famous London cemetery for $25.99
Yes, this item description creeps us all out. The user claims that she unearthed this doll from ''Highgate Cemetery in London where famous people like Oscar Wilde, Karl Marx, others have been buried''. She is apparently putting it on sale as the ''haunted doll'' has caused strange, unexplainable events in her house (she also claims that the doll chased away her pet dog from their house). Scary, or hilarious? Well, you decide.
2. Soul of a 28 year old man for $2,500
The man says that he is selling 25 per cent of his ''pure and clean soul'' as he needs money for his child's bowling summer camp. He gives the buyer of his soul, the authority to ''do whatever they want with it''. Oh, what some people can do for their kids!
3. Mummified Vampire heart for $34.00
It is a relief that the sellers are not trying to pass off this item as ''real''. They do mention that it is a prop, which is eerily realistic. People could use it to scare their faint-hearted friends.
4. Canned Unicorn meat for $12.99
This seller claims he has managed to can the meat of this mythological animal. He says that Unicorns, which ''spread frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows everywhere they go'', have delicious horns that taste like almonds. If you are planning to buy this product, we need to give you a heads up: There is no such thing as a Unicorn.
5. Spells and charms for $3.99
Spells and charms for bringing your lover back, wealth and money, increasing success and also the size of certain body parts is on sale. Effective or not, the caption surely compels one to click on the link.
6. Vintage prosthetic glass eyes for $105.39
A man claims that he found these eyes while digging at a factory yard in Germany. We could not understand why he chooses to call them ''vintage''.
7. Crumpled paper for $0.25
Can you believe that a crumpled piece of paper is on sale? The seller describes it as ''high quality paper, great for art paper collection''. It is comes as no surprise that it has not got a single bid yet.
8. Venomous Snake Skeleton – Chinese Cobra for $94
This ''indestructible, unbreakable'' snake skeleton is on sale on Amazon. The sellers mention that this venomous snake ''is safe to be explored from any angle''. We certainly hope so!
9. Billy Bob two front teeth baby pacifier, pink lips for $4.99
When you place this pacifier in your baby's mouth, it appears as though the baby has grown a pair of giant bunny rabbit teeth. This product also is on Amazon.
10. Twelve packages of itching powder for $6.97
This nasty item promises to give a tough time to the one at its receiving end. The description mentions that ''you could sprinkle it down the back of some jerk you hate''. Well, we don’t know if anyone deserves that bad a punishment.
Have you seen anymore weird stuff for sale online? Add to the list.

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